hessian tea

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

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sips tea

when you hear some gossip and your telling someone about it

Brittney :*on the phone* hey girl I got some tea to sip with
kim:ok
Brittney: *sips tea* *whispers* linda is pregnant !

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tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

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Spill the tea

Gossiping, usually in school or online.

Person 1: Did you hear? James Charles is dating!
Person 2: No way! Spill the tea sis!

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sweet tea

Tea (gossip, news, etc.) that is good, nice, endearing, or pleasant! Not necessarily secretive, it can even just be a compliment!

“hey you look really good in green! and that’s the tea sis!”
“wow that was so nice! i think you mean SWEET tea!”

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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.

Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!

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spollen tea

To gossip/talk shit behind people’s backs. Same as spilling tea but only used when there is a large amount of “tea” to spill.

Isabella has spollen tea about Chanelle to Rhea.