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Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.
Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.
An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.
Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?
Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.
Accidentally flashing your junk
Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."