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World record for the most viewed youtube channel goes tooo…
Shabnam’s channel ItzShabnam! Congratulations Shabnam, you just earned 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 views! You are now a official world record holder.
Shabnam: yayyyyyyy i got 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 views! No one could ever beat me yayayayayayayayayay
verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?
The act of deliberately using your rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"Hey man, on the way in this morning, there's this woman punching out her husband in the car behind me. I even started yelling her on."
"You've got to give up this rear view tourism, pal."
When you're showing where you are by just moving the camera all around the room, showing everyone you are with
"Omg did u see where jess was yesterday?!?"
"Yes!! I saw her views snap at Disney World"
A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.
I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?