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A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...
Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...
Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
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An energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.
"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."
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"Vuenos Virus" is a name that has been given to a recent combinate strain (strains A + F) of Human Rhinovirus, of the Crombifitchidae family, that broke out in Tokyo, Japan during the first week of May, 2010. Origins are said to be a dance club with an alarming lack of cute girls located in the slums of Shibuya ward.
A total of 17 taxonomic proposals have been made locally (originally in Shibuya Ward but more recently Ginza District) regarding the "Vuenos Virus" as of June 02, 2010.
Unique properties of the most recent "Vuenos Virus" strain would include an unusually long single-stranded positive RNA genome of 12.6 kb in length, about 25% longer than other strains. It is considered a possibility that certain airborne chemicals such as cologne may have triggered a fierce mutation.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: persistent coughing, runny nose, an excessive tan, color contacts, body aches, tight shirts and bright-green profile images. These symptoms may last as long as a month as most medications prescribed by doctors will have no effect. Survival rate is estimated to be 42%.
Methods of transmission are standard. Aerosols, direct contact as well as consumption of contaminated skittles.
A 20-year-old student died while working part-time in Ginza after repeated visits to doctors and several courses of anti-biotics failed to cure her of the deadly Vuenos Virus.
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Stomping someone in pool and making them cry because you're so good.
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when your hole smells like shit. occasionally leaving stains wherever you sit.
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A non contagious virus that makes women or men act like bitches
George: oh great here comes Margret let's hope the bitch virus left her and that she's in a better mood and has a better attitude today and Peter too both have the bitch virus
Nathan: me too man I hope so too
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