What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times
Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done
When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
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A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism
I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them
Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky
I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.
The samoan phrase meaning, you are a friend i cherish. It is used in a platonic way to show love between friends.
โKaukau lou polo i le wire!!โ
โWow! Thank you! I cherish our friendship too!โ
When your poops are really thin like wires.
"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"