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Xbox 360

The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.

I bought an Xbox 360 but it broke after I pressed the power button.

by Elmo3 April 13, 2006

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Xbox Original

A so called human being that plays xbox non-stop. He treats it as a matter of life and death. He usally plays Halo or Call of Duty and talkes shit when he wins after he loses ten games before the win saying the other players got "raped" or "suck". This type of person is common on these type of games and usally refers to your mom comments when things get a bit tough on him or accusing the other player of playing unfair or "hacking" due to their skill level. Also he leaves uncleaver comments on other players sexuality saying yet another common comment to xbox "I can't hear you with the dick in your mouth". These are said at least 100-200 times a day. The age can range from 9-40. At least 9 out of 10 of these so called "Gamers" are still virgins. Not many people like them other then their so called buddies in their Clan. They also rage quit often when the game isn't going their way and they don't want to face the pissed off lobby waiting for them after the game.

Dude here are some of the xbox original
camelpumpkinn
kevinbeyke
shishkabob2038
x The Pixel x

by Woomdawg February 14, 2011

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ps4 and xbox

both good dont know why people fight over them they are both great but pc is better

i like pc xbox and ps4 and xbox are great

by im someone October 29, 2020

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Xbox Orgy

When a group of 3 or more friends bring their Xbox's and TVs to a set location (usually a basement or bedroom), and spend the entire night playing vigorously. These nights are known to produce fond memories and unforgettable experiences. Other things that are normally included are cases of Mountain Dew, Loud Music, and Hookah's. Xbox orgy's are absolutely flooded with profound gestures and exclamations, making it a terrible place for small children. They will also be extremely annoying throughout the night anyways.

Law's of the Xbox Orgy:

1. When a friend arrives who has not brought his gaming set-up, he is entitled to a split-screen session with an already gaming friend. This may not be the case when considering the seating arrangement and TV size, but try your best to make it work.
2. Common courtesy towards home owner's belonging is STRONGLY encouraged. Home owner is entitled to calling you out on your stupidity whenever he feels it is necessary.
3. Extra caution is mandatory when maneuvering within the area of a fellow orgy-er's Xbox and TV. Damages will be paid by or replaced by the destroyer.
4. There should NEVER be a limit placed on the number of people involved in the orgy. the more the merrier!!!

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to Austin's later??
Dude 2: Maybe... what are we gonna do?
Dude 1: XBOX ORGY!!! Bring your shit.
Dude 2: Lets just split-screen..
Dude 1: Bring Mountain Dew and it's a deal!
Dude 2: ORGYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude 1: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by Chode Stroker January 12, 2013

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xbox 360

1. The suckiest Next-Gen console Ever.
2. The Game console pwned by the PS3 and Wii.
3. Another reason for Bill Gates to put more money in his pocket rather then loaning out for the American Public.

Actually, I like the Xbox 360, it makes awesome firewood.

by Da GodFahja March 31, 2007

84๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xbox Live

Home to Nerds,Geeks,Online Gangsters,Retarded Yanks, New Borns,Mums and dads. Xbox Live is a war zone you will get abuse shouted at you for no reason. Americans think British people have bad teeth and eat crumpets. Online Gangsters threaten to find out where you live and beat you up. Little Kids swear and think they are cool. Mum's and dads which should be working or looking after there kids and playing xbox instead.

XBL Mum: * baby crying* Wait one minute.
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!

Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!

Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!

This is Xbox Live!

by Roberto:) March 26, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


XBox-IRC

The first and best XBox IRC Network around. :)

We kick AlienXBoxes ass as they are just an old name used for a merge, so Alienz, blow me

by y2k_badbug January 16, 2004

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