Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

shoot the thirty

to fight someone it said that it is going to take you thirty minutes to fight him

I'ma shoot the thirty with these gangs or they kick my ass

Meat-Thirty

Time to dick down

I know we are close to meat-thirty but we are in the bread isle right now Susan

Jay-Thirty

Refering to marijuana, when the clock strikes half past the hour, every hour, every day!

Hey luddy buddy, do you got that joint rolled yet? Its damn near Jay-Thirty!!

Thirty Slim Shawty

informing lover you will be with them in 30 minutes

i just hit thirty slim shawty. imma make some bagel bites and imma head back even tho the ozarks tv is occupiedo