Safety Third

1 have fun
2 take nothing personal

3 safety (of you, your team/patrons, others)

When working, safety third...

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dirty third

For those who hate dirty started in Texas and those states that aint on the coast aint a part of the dirty 3rd and if you aint part of the dirty south you aint dirty 3rd

Fuck all you aints but i know you gonna hate but fuck you anyways

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Third Eye

A big bump in the middle of your forhead

Her acne is so bad that she has a third eye

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messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

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Third Wheel

It's like a schematic of 3 wheels about the moment socialization:

-Third Wheel: biggest one, which consist in a group of people whom are you fond of, but not being very intimate.

-Second Wheel: small and inside the Third Wheel. People that is priority of your attention.

-First Wheel: smaller and inside the Second Wheel. Consists in something/yourself (or both) that is automatically a main concern.

Usually, for the majority of these wheels are like this:

-Situation: going out with friends/family and bf(gf).

Third Wheel: your friends/family

Second Wheel: your bf(gf)

First Wheel: yourself/your beliefs/your pride/your ego

-Situation: going out with friends.

Third Wheel: most of your friends

Second Wheel: your best friend

First Wheel: yourself/your beliefs/your pride/your ego

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Third Wheel

A friend without a partner who gets in the way and prevents couples from having the necessary time to socialize in private. Severe cases of third wheeling can cause major relationship problems for the couple they have attached to. A relationship parasite that feeds off your good intentions and destroys the host. Vampires that wear a smile and offer to 'help' but eventually turn out to have an agenda. Anybody happy to third wheel long term will usually turn out to be a bad friend.

will arrange nights out with one or other partner individually. generally refuses to recognise boundaries like giving a couple space, not constantly invading their home/life. Gets jealous or nasty when told to back off. causes trouble between couples but in a quiet way. Usually tries to make themselves necessary by doing the chores expected of either partner ie picking kids up from school, driving people around. The more they do the harder to remove them it will be. Third wheels are generally frowned upon, with good reason.

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Third Leg

When the vagina hangs loose to the point that it seems that the person has an extra leg.

Chris:"Did you watch the view yesterday?"
Dave:"Yea!"
Chris:"Did you notice anything strange about Barbara Walters?"
Dave:"Yea her third leg was almost hitting the floor & it made me horny."
Chris:"Dave you ignorant slut!"

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