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A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
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Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
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When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"
Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday
Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.
Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"
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when you say something out loud that you REALLY shouldn't!
if i had hair that pretty blonde, i wouldn't dye my roots black.
oh hell, did i say that? my bad. my thought bubble popped.
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A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.
they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.
Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions
Ted: must be the UD Thought Police
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Said randomly to make the speaker appear smarter than they are, and to insult the person they're responding to.
"Dude, I'm tired."
"Uh, yeah. I thought so."
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