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A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.
Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?
Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.
Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.
Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
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When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.
"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.
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This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
Having intercourse with a women or man from behind, who happens to have stretch marks that resemble those of a tiger patterned all across their behind.
I was hitting this girl from the back and she had so many stretch marks, it was definitely tiger sex.
Best bus company in the country...unless you're reading after 25/7/2021, then they no longer exist.
"Yorkshire Tiger had some of the best buses".
When you hitting her from behind, squat over her back and lay a shit strip down her spine. ejaculate on the strip, then using two fingers manipulate the shit-cum into life-like looking stripes.
i gave my girlfriend a silly tiger lastnight. she's not my girlfriend anymore.
When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.
I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.