The most awesome superhero on the face of this planet.
Keith Hatlak captured the gang of bank robbers with one swing of his mighty fist.
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Someone who is in a relationship with Keith
Are aili and Keith still together? Aili Keithβs girl
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1. A homosexual vagina
2. A pussy
3. Skinny Bitch
4. hairy... yeah thats it
5. Skyler Boy toy
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The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
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When your boyfriend comes back to voltron after being on a space whale for two years, in the quantum abyss, with his galra mom and raising a cosmic time wolf then you can use the term Hey Everybody Keith's Back.
'I don't have time for this Lance'
'Hey Everybody Keith's Back!'
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the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.
my bf keith is the love of my life, theyβre so handsome <3
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