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Fig. to sell something for very little money. (As in trading something of value for the singing of a song.)
I had a beautiful apartment on Venice Beach. Selling that place it's one of my biggest regrets in life. Because I sold it for a song and now the real state there is worth so much.
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What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!
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A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
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A cute song, for our Dad and friend Shivang Dave:
"Shivang Shivang Shivang,
We love you Shivang!"
As well as we have another song,
"Oh shivvy shivvy, do do do do do do,
Oh Shivang Shivang!"
"The Shivang Song is Lit"
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The Corn Song is a song made by TikToker with no sense of humor.
Basically they use a video of a kid talking about why they like corn, And made it into a song
Why
Dude: You guys want to make a TikTok of the Corn Song?
Man: I'd rather Kill Myself instead.
Guy: Same.
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When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.
Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!
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Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG
Person 1:whats the song
Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
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