Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.

Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

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get clocked

Outed as trans

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.

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Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

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Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

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