curved fire

It is a synonym for "straight fire" so you sound cool.

Hey dude that party yesterday was curved fire.

Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

Fletcher munson Curve

basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.

dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"

to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)

Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)

curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.

I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock

curve me thursday

it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at

me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...