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A social network site that is home to stalkers, rapist, child molesters, teenagers (more girls than boys), collage students, and 8-12 year olds who think its cool to friend random people and will most likey fall victim to a rapist/child molesters due to ignorance of false advertising queers.
And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.
Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids.
Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!
Smart guy: do you know any of them?
Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.
Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.
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1. a way for people to gossip, or boast about themselves
2. a crutch for losers
3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks
from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high
school?
Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through
a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A
real spoiled twat!
Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled
her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at
work and her kids were at school.
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The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses.
...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start
Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today''
Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice''
Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''
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To be on facebook while doing something else.
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
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dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!
dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!
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The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"
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to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.
jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"
jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."
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