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i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonΕ› kitten owner December 19, 2017


Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020


Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".

Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time

by ScaryHours January 24, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Suck my dick motherfuckers

Suck it with delight

I want yall bitches to suck my dick motherfuckers.

by NOBODY IS HERE BITCH April 7, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


You can suck my dick

When someone rejected your definition.

You can suck my dick.

by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.

On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?

by AK862 February 2, 2011

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016