Carli Stanley is a beautiful sweet amazing best friend. But also a douche bag love you tho <3
Carli Stanley is a hoe :)
He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piña Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie
Gary Stanley is cool
Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.
Cum and knock on her door,
take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.
I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES
an overrated item for 5 year olds.
person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.
The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!