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A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
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Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
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Nickname for the very best of teddy's. He is the top of the teddy pyramid and is just amazing at everything. You can't argue with one or you will lose; Can't get mad at him (or stay that way for long). He will put all Teddy's to shame and make you feel wonderful in every way. He is the most perfect of all guys. He makes girl feel lucky to have him even for a moment. Time spent with him is like a fairy tail and forever seems too short. He becomes everything you ever want and need, and you cant imagine life without him. He will make you want to become a better person and do anything it takes to keep him with you. He is the most perfect thing in the universe and that could never change, not even in a million years.
I love my Teddy Weddy Kins<3
Forever and Always<3
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A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
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n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!
He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
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persons with exceptionally rough,dry,itchy,flaky skin
that aint lepracy,its just a bit of teddy ruffskin innit or that teddy ruffskin is a right gimp innit
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A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).
Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.
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