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(n)- When men and women eat out together, Trevor's Law is the phenomenon in which at least one of the men will inevitably help at least one of the women finish what she ordered. Therefore, according to Trevor's Law, men eating out with women (non-date setting) should assume they will eat slightly more than they ordered, and have vested interest in having the women order food they like.
Girl 1: Hey, what should I get? What's good hear?
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
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1. A Trevor who's actually done something right
2. Sarcasm for the act of what the Trevor did
1 - Some clever trevor has done my work for me
2 - oh you just crashed the car again, well done you clever trevor
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Most definitely the sexiest, smartest, most courageous man to have ever walked the earth. He has excelled in everything he's touched such as professional gaming, skiing, climbing, adventuring, and much much more . He's so damn charming you will never get enough of him. He's quite modest so if you ever read this he will probably deny all of the above but believe you me. It's true.
Dude, what you did was so insanely, sickly, awesome. You pulled a trevor stuart!
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Trevor is a fugly gay fegit an he has a lot of acne. Trevor is actually very considerate though, and pays attention to people's feelings. And he provides lots of chocolate.
Man1: hey did u see Trevor??
Man2: yeas. He's a fegit.
Girl1: but he gave me chocolate
Man1 and Man2: woo he's awesome
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Magical Trevor is an awesome little wizard with a whip of power.
He has 4 tricks.His first trick is making a cow disappear then reappear. His second trick is sawing a pigeon in half with a stick. His third is shrinking giant Chinchilas. Finally hislast trick(????) is throwing pigs in water!
magical trevor is back once again cus hes doing that will drive you insane
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Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.
"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"
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