shit ass balls ton

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

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Hogey Ton Googie Niff

That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.

You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff

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Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile

A car that runs on natgans spunk
Also known as a diet of natgnas spunk

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Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah

Satana = Satan, Devil

Panagia = Mary, Mother of God

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

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Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana
Greek for ---

1) A "BIG" Oh My God...
2) Heaven Help Us All...

Sah-Tah-Nah

Satana = Satan, Devil

Panagia = Mary, Mother of God

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

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Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

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International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"