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jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper October 26, 2007

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Jel Trade Bot

The best Roblox trading bot. It will auto make trades and increase your rap over time!

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the olympian trade bot
Person 2: Jel trade bot is way better
Person 3: Your right

by Andrew1ts February 25, 2021

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


World Trade Center

New York's Tallest Skyscraper. Mostly the Main being WTC1 and WTC2. The towers was built in 1970 and opened around 1980. Destroyed by a terror attack on 9-11-2001 or 9/11 and replaced by One World Trade Center.

Person 1: OMG!!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: World Trade Center was attacked!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Just open the tv...

CNM: It's unconfirmed that a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.

by TheWarrior75 July 21, 2017

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Trade Chat Hero

(1) A person who sits in a town in World of Warcraft and only talks in trade chat.

(2) A person who has low self esteem, usually is under the age of 17, who makes fun of people in an attempt to make themself look good or feel better using the contriverial topics such as; Your mom, Sexuality, Sexual Organs, skills, and intelligence.

(3) A person with no life who uses World Of Warcraft as a social networking tool.

(4) A person with low intelligence who pays to chat in a game rather then play it.

Tom sits in Trade Chat all day and tells everyone how much of a noob they are and how he did their mom last night thus making him a Trade Chat Hero.

by Kakfusai June 5, 2010


Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs

Hey that guyโ€™s a Jackson of all trades

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019


Krunker Market & Trading

12k member Discord server for the game Krunker.io

Did you see what happened in Krunker Market & Trading last night?

No.

They were spamming homophobic and racist memes!

Lol what a bunch of losers.

by Average KB Member October 13, 2021


Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.

Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!

by JesseLikesFood November 17, 2011