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A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.
Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?
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Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.
Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!
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A Christmas tree that is made by stacking tons of Beer cans.
Person #1: Yo bro beans what should we do with all these empty beer cans.
Person#2: Lets make a Beermas Tree to celebrate the holidays
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A progressive rock band from Hemel Hempstead in England. Founded by multi-instrumentalist and production mastermind, Steven Wilson, Porcupine Tree has managed to defy genres by blending in styles of psychedelia, ambient, and avant-garde in order to create rich, organic musical landscapes that are refreshing and compulsively seductive.
(In case any of you are wondering, Steven has gone on record to say that the name Porcupine Tree is a nostalgic term, harkening back to the days of creative and ambitious musicians whose names were as interesting as their music)
Possibly the greatest rock band of this generation.
If you like thoughtful, flawlessly executed, and richly textured rock music that isn't afraid to venture into unknown territories, you need look no further than Porcupine Tree.
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Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.
Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.
My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.
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1. Typically the word tree kid is used to describe those weirdos that hang out and talk about anime or are super socially awkward
2. Can be used ironically to make fun of your friend
3. Always talking about some weird shit
Example: Hentai, killing theirselves, tentacle sex, etc.
4. Most likely to shoot up the school
5. Naruto runs through the halls with their 20 pound Example: *friend says something cringey (rawr XD)*
"Stop being such a treekid"
Example of tree kids:
*friend says something cringey such as...*
"Give me those rare memes daddy rawr XD"
"Stop being such a tree kid"
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pure happiness. a friendly environment for all people, tree smokers or not. the people who spend time here are known as ents, based off the ents from lord of the rings, who are a "calm and deliberate" race. basically, it's the most awesome place in the world
looking for an awesome stoner site? you should go to r/trees, the happiest place on the internet
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