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a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night
oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing
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When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
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Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.
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Stroking the penis while sucking it. Referencing to how you have to blow into a trombone, and stroke it.
Hey, I have an idea for oral. Let’s do Trombone Play.
A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.
Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.
Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.