Random
Source Code
Random
A threeway involving two dopplebangers.
Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.
n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole
Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast
89👍 149👎
A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.
abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.
"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"
"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"
40👍 68👎
a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it
Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up
32👍 48👎
Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.
I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.
8👍 9👎
The strange noises that accompany vomiting.
What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish
8👍 9👎
aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty
blowjob to a man, only using teeth.
some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.
a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the
blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to
simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.
"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."
great candidates to perform this bloody art are:
-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers
16👍 23👎