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slang for being a pussy. Someone with no spine what so ever. A person who will act like your best friend and then stab you in the back. Someone who is constantly vague-booking and speaks in riddles to avoid having to give you a straight answer.
Person A: Dude, James is really pissed off.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Brain was totally eric turner-ing when he quit the band last night and no one knows if he really did or not
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He is a FAT ASS !!!!UGLY MINGER U NEEDS TO GET SOME MATES!!!!!! THE BATTY
Fat Ass who cant fit through a barn door
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An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."
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The sweetest,cutest,funniest guy ever who likes rock music and can play the geetar and they best guy period
Hey do you know that Holdan Turner guy? Yeah what about him? I love him!!!
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(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp
Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich
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jesus! check out charles' page turner! i'd love to wrap my kisser around that.
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Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
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