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When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.
JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.
original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?
I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"
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That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.
Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)
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To tweet goodnight
Tweeting goodnight is the lamest form of begging for attention. Suffice to say, that nobody that is on Twitter at the time to see your "tweet goodnights" gives a damn that you are about to go to bed. A tweet goodnight is what someone who doesn't have someone to tell or to "text goodnight" does to make them feel important.
"Well Twitter, I've watched all the YouTube I can for one night. Guess, I'll see ya tomorrow. G'Nite! # tweet goodnight #urbandictionary"
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Someone Who Stalk people whom they are following on Twitter without being Signed in and/or not signed up for Twitter.
My Girlfriend/Boyfriend Always Sneak Tweeting me, She is too lazy to make an account but scared I'm talking to other Women/men.
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A more Web 2.0 version of 'Cool story, bro', (Web 2.0 meaning the social networking aspects of the internet.) Twitter uses the status used in Facebook and Myspace as it's defining feature. So to someone who posts an 'interesting tale', you may tell them to go 'tweet about it, faggot.'
Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.
Example:
Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.
Person:
That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.
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When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.
Insta-tweet-face-
How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!
adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.
{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).
I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.