uber 'fused

completley and utterly confused!

Susie: He started talking so technical, I was just uber 'fused!

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uber sex

reletively non existent because anyone who uses the word "uber" isnt going to get any.

T3h_1337-h4x0r:Man i got uber sex last nigh
John: no you didnt
T3h_1337-h4x0r: yea your right

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uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad

Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub

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uber gay

A. Think Richard Simmons and Brian Boitano in hot pink jumpsuits making out; Alternatively, any male Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan.

B. So staggeringly gay that you have to sit down because you just can't function.

When Jim walked in wearing a feather boa and said "Hey-eee!" that might have been the most uber gay thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Uber-Micro

Pro-game talk for skills

"I'm going to like show those like girls my like uber-micro."

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uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.

James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.

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uber-ejaculation

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.

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