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vegan handshake

The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.

The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.

by YardSaleP*ssy January 17, 2015


That vegan teacher

That vegan teacher is a Canadian vegan who teaches people about vegan things on TikTok, Youtube, and Instagram, but was banned from them multiple times except for Youtube, but hopefully gets banned from Canada aswell.

Jeffrey: I love that vegan teacher so much!
Aaron: GTFO

by big_chair June 4, 2021


vegan hoddog

The best kind of hoddog (Hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) The are the moist hoddog's that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.

"I love VEGAN HODDOGS"
"Vegan hoddogs make me feel like a Daljot(Daljot- a name used for Vegan Hoddog king and the inventor of the Vegan Hoddog"

by Vegan Hodddog February 6, 2017


Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.

by pandroid October 12, 2014


Reverse Vegan

The opposite of a vegan. They only eat meats, chemical filled foods, and processed foods.

I may not be a vegan, but I am not a Reverse Vegan like josh!

by Qwazwak April 26, 2015


Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.

Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.

by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012

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vegan phobia

Lmao dis isn’t a real word this is just something that vegan teacher made up

Vegan phobia means blah blah blah

by Ghhdhedj March 30, 2021

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