Pink velvet cake

Slang for vagina

I could go for some pink velvet cake right now.

Velvet Rope Treatment

When you are V.I.P to any event you are invited to. Special privilaged. Refers to the velvet rope you have to get past in order to be in the V.I.P section.

You must not know who I am.I'm Big-Liek,I get the velvet rope treatment

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Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

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velvet rope whore

An individual whose primary goal in life is finding a way into the most exclusive social events and establishments.

"That guy is on a first name basis with every bouncer in New York City. He's such a velvet rope whore."

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Velvet Monkey Fist

When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.

Oscar loves giving Christina the Velvet Monkey Fist since he loves anal and she loves fisting.

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velvet air force

Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.

Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*

SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?

SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!

Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

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