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The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.
Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.
1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.
2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.
Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
Eating an excessive amount of waffles while under the influence of marijuana.
Thug-waffling is my favorite thing to do while high.
A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.
Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.
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Waffle tee is the new name for the top half of long underwear (thermals). It's called waffle because the pattern looks like hundreds of delicious little waffles.
You can wear waffle tees huge like a tall tee or tight like a tight tee. Both girls and boys can wear waffle tees. Some people wear a t-shirt over their waffle tee like it's ok, but it's not 1998 anymore.
Ayo, I got this new waffle tee from Big 5, but I got the women's version because I like the color. Good thing I bought it XXL.
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Proclaimed by many as "the best way to eat pussy". A sexual endeavor in which the guy spoons soft ice cream onto the girls cooch. After which, he proceeds to eat the ice cream and then lick out that vagee. The best thing about waffle bowls...once your finished lickin out that ice cream, you get to eat the bowl!! As long as the ice cream isn't too cold, the chilling sensation can feel quite nice for the girl.
Warning: girls, wash your meat curtains after, sugars from the ice cream can result in infection if you don't! And nobody likes a smelly infected squish mitten.
Teenage guy "It's so hot outside! A little ice cream would be great right now"
Cougar "You know whats good when it's hot out? My vagina in your face"
Teenage guy "Why not both?!"
Cougar "OK!"
Teenage guy "WAFFLE BOWL TIME!"
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