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The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"
I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.
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TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.
1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"
2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*
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Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.
I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.
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Homosexual relations, man on man loving.
Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...
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When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex
Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.
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