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When Rainbows were just Rainbows

Basically, when you could draw a rainbow without being assumed LGBTQ+ and a much simpler time

Man 1: Did you see Josh got bullied for just simply drawing a rainbow?
Man 2: Yeah, I miss when rainbows were just rainbows.

by Boovian April 7, 2023

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Sir Were

The most annoying little shit you can possibly imagine. Hangs around at Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Heaven, where he acts like an annoying pompous arsehole and pisses everyone but him and his poxy little friends off.

"Stop posting, Sir Were."

"No! I am here to help everyone! I'm the best! Look at me sucking AoERat's cock all day!"

by Crazed Ewok April 1, 2007


Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023


so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024


If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


bubbles were boiled

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

by Jimmierustler October 2, 2013


Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by MemeGod326981 January 30, 2023