Kurapikas wife

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aw man, I wish I could be kurapikas wife.

that’s rough buddy

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Night wife

When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.

Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.

Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.

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Wife Beater

A man coming home after a long business work day, takes his shirt of and is only dressed with a white singlet on top and his business pants and shoes on the bottom, his day has been long and hard and he takes his frustration out on his wife.

He wears a wife beater to be intimidating

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atrophy wife

n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.

I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.

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bitch wife

a name your man gives you. instead of being his girlfriend youre a "bitch wife".

shes my bitch wife.

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wife beater

a very tight, white tank top that is ribbed in texture. this style of shirt is usually found on overweight white guys hailing from the trailer courts. unmistakeable markings of bbq sauce or chew spit on the front and smelling of old style beer and excessive perspiration. the wearer can be found at any type of festival which involves his toothless relatives working the carnival rides.

dude, let's go to the state fair and check out all the trash wearing wife beaters.

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wife expectancy

In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.

I can't believe he's marrying that psychopath. Wife expectancy of two years, max.

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