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The cars can't be turned off cause it would lock the steering, so they die by wire.
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A drinking game, invented at Colby College, where two teams sit at either end of a table and throw a die back and forth. The object is to bounce the die off the end of the table, or to land it in an opponents cup. Its a much more casual alternative to beirut. The game goes to 7, and you must win by 2. Also, the numbers 5 and 7 are called bizz and buzz during the game, and any violation of this rule results in drinking.
Hey, I'll come over in bizz minutes and we'll play some beer die.
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when someone is annoying you then you tell them to go die it doesn't mean literally want them to die it just means you wanted to shut up and leave you alone or change the conversation
Random person "hey where's the apple pie you promised me in year 2
Me "go die, how am I supposed to remember that
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A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...
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to kill something thats already dead
jimmy over-died after being tossed down a ravine, with lit dynomite.
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