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A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.
Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.
The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"
"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"
life of the party,awesome,tall
you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.
Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.
my fav fictional lesbian bc shes hot and brave (ily kiana )
person 1 :yo have you watched fear street?
person 2:yes
person 1: who is the hottest character?
person 2:deena Johnson ofc
A dope ass female who is amazing at soccer and can get any man she wants Even your boyfriend Hunny
God I wish I was Alexis Johnson