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The chord that connects your ass to your stomach
Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.
Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky
I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.
What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times
Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done
When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.
“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”
a low, regulated-voltage DC power supply device whose terminals are bare; the purpose of use is to heat the coils of THC oil cartridges. 500 milliamperes (typical old USB port), 1 ampere (iPhone brick), and 2 amperes (iPad brick) are common current supplies. the higher the maximum current, the lower the time needed for a big hit and the higher the chance of overheat--at 2 amperes and 5 volts, one would be putting 10 watts of energy into the cart.
"yeah, so the block i have my wire rig configured with can supply two amps
it gets me RIPPED lol"
A fantasy sports player who always drafts a bad team and then spends all season dropping and picking up numerous no name players with the hope that one of them might become good.
Bro, Josh made 5 waiver moves this week. He's a total waiver wire nigga