quit talking out of your ass

Speaking on a topic you know nothing about.

Politics? Again? You need to quit talking out of your ass. You don't even know who the President is!

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shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

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have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

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Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

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Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

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Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

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Blowing bubbles out your ass

Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.

"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."

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