Your Mama

first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother.

your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!


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your mom

An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.

Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...

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your face

Coming from 'your mom' and yo momma. Just to get off the subject of peoples' moms and how to insult them, people
decided to use one of the most valued parts of the body....the face.

used mostly to annoy and/or confuse people, your face is a term used by thousands of people around the world.

Confusing:

A: Hello B!
B: Your face!

Annoying:

A: I had a nice time talking to....YOUR FACE!!!
B: Say what?
A: Say....YOUR FACE!!
B: Shut up!
A: YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
B: I'm leaving...*leaves*
A: YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

Insulting(this has happend to me alot):

A: I saw something weird today...
B: What? YOUR FACE????

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your mom

the answer to all lifes questions.

Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!

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your muming

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum

Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.

Your sweater

You gave her your sweater. It's just polyester but you like her better. I wish i was heather

I still remember the the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me then it did on you.

Your gay

A insult that isn’t insulting and kinda homophobic

“If you don’t give me the ball your gay”