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A delicious meal containing whatever the cook ate before making it
just ate a fat poo, feel so sick
Brown, sloppy stuff that comes out of your arse. Some poos have chewing gum in them and some have sweetcorn in.
There is a poo in the toilet!!
Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!
The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2
Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.