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When your holding back a fart and one slips by, causing a single bloop during sex
Man last night I was hitting it hard and was trying to hold it back but I couldn't. She asked what was that. I said oh nothing baby, it was a love bubble.
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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
shrek is so cool!!
shrek is love, shrek is life
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The strongest form of love. Stronger than Penguin love.
Frank lesbian loves Michellee. Michellee lesbian loves frank too.
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The act of getting a dog to lick your bollocks whilst making love to your partner
I can’t believe I walked in on my mum and dad & the dog John Loving last night
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A big Hot Tub in the shape of a heart usually used for four people, that could end up doing something naughty.
1: Are you going over to my bro's house he has a love tub
2: Yeah man definitely you never know what could happen in a love tub!
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Went Tenille hasn't showered in a week, but the Captain's launching anyway.
Suzy didn't want to make love cuz she didn't smell pretty, but Sam told her it's all good under the hood when it's "Muskrat Love".
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Love cutlass is a nautical term that refers the male penis
The Captain just took me onto the poop deck to show me his love cutlass
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