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A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.
Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook
Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.
Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?
You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.
What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.