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A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.
My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
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Going bankrupt, being out of money. Being poor, not having any money.
Losing at a game.
Derived from Nintendo Monopoly. When you lose or "go bankrupt" you see an image of the Monopoly man in front of a trash can with a fish bone in his hand. Looks like he is throwing away the fish, when I think he is actually meant to be picking from the trash.
I'd love to go out tonight but I am throwing away the fish.
I really want to buy that bike, but I really threw away the fish this week.
I really threw out the fish on that one.
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Like le fishe but it's Alberto from Pixar's Luca, aka the gayest fish of the seven seas.
Giulia (from Pixar's Luca): *points at Alberto* "OMG!! LE GAY FISHE!!"
Luca (from Pixar's Luca): "wut."
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Friends who you only hang out with because they're in your friend group, not because you actually connect with and love them.
Since college started I've really noticed who my true friends are and who my fish bowl friendships were.
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So you're at a proper banger of a party and you've reached the golden stage that sits just between pre-drinks and the 2 a.m kebab smash. You get your hands on a proper fit bird who is very keen and is v down for a bit of in the bush out the back of this house action. So there you are making on and just like to take it down stairs and get 'fishy fingers' (finger punch that slag amirite?) but hold on! This bird seems real down. You're gonna do it. You call out "SCHOOL OF FISH" Your mates come diving through bushes, one falls from a tree, one drops his beer takes a 3-step run up and launches at you. (Just like orphanages, the more the merrier) All your mates come flying towards you with 2 fingers out-stretched and aim for any orifice possible. (works just as well if not better inside)
Laurence: So right there we were, me, tristan, andy 'nando black, radman tasman, connor, and the samuel field, we all like prepped at pre-drinks and by the end of the night we totally School of Fish (SoF), her
Impressed friend: No way dude? How?
Laurence: Totally called it and next thing i know Tristan has launched through the mattress upwards and gone for the asshole, nando black goes straight through the wall and into her ear, radman tasman goes through the window for the ear, connor rips into her other ear as he slams through the door and cheeky sam field tears her a new hole in her neck.
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stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip
no example available, just do it
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Slang for offering one's spouse for sexual gratification, particularly for a Gang Bang
Yo! you guys bored? You wanna borrow my fish?
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