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Milk placing

It’s when you ask someone where they place their milk in the fridge. Top, bottom, middle shelf areas. If they answer top they are into tops and if they answer bottom they are into bottoms and if they answer middle they are switches.

Where’s your milk placed? The top, it has to be on the top. No it does not it goes at the bottom. Ok now I know, you’re a bottom. What did you jsut do? I just did something called milk placing.

by Ashybutthole June 27, 2022


Hot Milk Hour

A time after 12 am that you expose your friends for weird things they do, or a lie that they just told.

Friend 1: Why did you just tell them I pee my bed?

Friend 2: because it’s hot milk hour.

by Sakuraii September 19, 2021


MILK🥛

"MILK🥛" " MILKGOD" "alastorsbaemilk" or "milk" is a user across Discord, Tiktok, Instagram, and Roblox.

"MILK🥛is my best friend" "MILK🥛can be a little annoying sometimes"

by noahthelame June 26, 2022


Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats

My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry

by Plugwalker05 July 23, 2022


real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018


Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025


Mouth Milking

Sucking on a woman's breast

breast feeding is a early form of mouth milking

by Interrobang October 15, 2007