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Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today
When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich
A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.
When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"
You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter
What your baby girl Caleb Sturdivant buys everyday 24/7
You: Yo caleb what you getting from the stu
Caleb: I'm gonna get that Spicy Chicken Sandwich