man eyes

What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"

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man flap

a man flap is a term used to describe a person that doesnt have a penis or vagina just a flap of skin that covers a dent.

a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth

hey i diddnt no u had a man flap

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D-man

A double shot containing vodka,rum, and whiskey. Derived from D-day; the final drink.

I heard Devon just had a d-man better get the puke bucket ready.

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gg man

when you kill your friend in a fortnite 1v1.

dude 1: *kills friend* “gg man!!”
dude 2: ur sweaty

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pooh man

phrase to describe a hard situation; can be used in multiple ways

Pooh man killin' this bottle of whipped will devastate me.
Pooh man that test tomorrow is going to be rough.

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holy man!

an excalmation. can be used as "oh my gosh!" "wow" "crap" "woo hoo!" or "no way!"

holy man that ride was cool

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Man Clit

A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.

Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!

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