A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
-Derek Zoolander
Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.
When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.
I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.
When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
I just made a hot wet bomb on him
When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.
Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.
The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
A novice approach to giving head
That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me