Maegs famous bean dip

The act of flipping someone's nipple with your testicles. As opposed to a regular bean dip with your hand. Usually by surprise.

Gave her the old maegs famous bean dip, she loved it.

Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans

Bro looks like he has the bean funk.

Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

skinny bean

a person who is fat, but you want them to feel better about themselves by calling them skinny bean

yo skinny bean,your so skinny you dont even understand

steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls

Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."