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Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.
' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.
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The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.
This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.
Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"
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Recieving a rim job from someone whose native land lay on the Pacific Rim.
"Dude, this Filipino chick totally rimmed me the other night"
"The ol' Pacific Rim Job, eh? Bitchin'!"
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a sexual role-playing act where a face is drawn on the lower abdomin of a female, the vagina being the mouth. When intercourse is preformed this gives the man the illusion of recieving felatio.
I drew a clown the last time Cheryl gave me a pussy job. It was hilarious.
I love it when Anne has a huge bush because it looks like a bearded dude is blowing me when she gives me a pussy job.
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While receiving a blowjob in a 69 position, insert a bee into the female’s mouth and have it sting her inside her throat, causing her throat to tighten up, creating a more pleasurable feeling for the male but also endangering the female’s life. Before the male cums, he penetrates the female’s vagina repetitively with an epi-pen until they both climax, thus saving the female's life. Then he states, “that was un-BEE-lieve-able”.
Male: Can you give me a Buzzy Blow Job?
Female: No. Bees are dying at an alarming rate.
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You take a rubber duck put it on your dick and anal a girl no hands while watching Rambo
-"Yo i gave that slut a Rambo duck job at the movie theater last night"
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When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.
Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.
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