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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025


pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 03, 2020


Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022


bridge bum

A bum ass nigga that lives under a bridge.

"watch out for the bridge bums"

by TheUncutPimp December 08, 2022


Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005


hilde the bum

A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.

"Oh god, don't be such a hilde"
"I did a hilde the bum to my mom last night"

by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013


bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.

Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.

by Juiceboxgames October 11, 2017