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1. A woman that you find amazingly beautiful all around. Definitely someone you should treasure.
2. A woman who has captured your gaze and you instantly fall for her.
3. A very attractive female that you have a major crush on.
4. O_O <------ The facial expression of Miss Googly Eyes.
5. MGE is the acronym of "Miss Googly Eyes"
*In the club*
John Smith - "Oh dude! I think I just found miss googly eyes!"
Friend #2 "No way bro! Not at a place like this!"
John Smith - "Seriously! I gotta talk to this girl! O_O"
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A term used for your Ass hole!
"I went to get a brazilian wax and I swear they rip off my brown eye!"
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Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.
"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."
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A lady who dances with her eyes and shoulders, preferrably with terrible music on low budget ads that people would like to hurt.
The smug 50+ lady or "Eye Dancing Lady" who does a awful little dance on the Medonick Eye Laser Clinic ad with a smirk on her face with music in the background that is like nails on a blackboard.
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A breakfast treat!
Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.
Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
Poke-in-the-eye
See definition.
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An explanation for not going to, or staying at, some place where you were expected to be. Mainly used in reference to work, but still effective for weddings, long family get togethers, baby showers, and the like.
"eye problems" began its life as a simple reply to a buddy when hungover and didn't go to work. Since its birth is morphed more into a reason for not going somewhere because you didn't want to, or simply because you wanted to go shopping, play video games, or do anything other than what you were supposed to be doing.
"I was having problems today so I didn't go to work. I couldn't see myself going."
"I noticed you left Bunco Night early. Eye problems again?", "hell yah, I couldn't see myself staying there another minute!"
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